A Port-Soaked Week of Misery

Well, here we are again. I return to my desk (and my third glass of port before noon) to contemplate the
Well, here we are again. I return to my desk (and my third glass of port before noon) to contemplate the
Merlot Hangovers & Tottenham’s Crisis in Prada Suits First: forgive me. I’ve spent ten days in the south of France, guzzling
Trust in This Trust? Why the Supporters’ Trust Is a Damp Squib Dear readers. Today we dissect the Tottenham Hotspur Supporters’
To Whom It May Concern at Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, I write this under duress — not from external forces, but from
Permit me a short, victorious gloat: Thomas Frank’s lily-white reign is one-for-one, dispatching Reading with the effortless air of an Old Etonian
The Deafening Sound of Absolute Nothing. A Treatise on Institutional Incompetence and the Art of Doing Bugger All. Well, well, well. Here
CHARACTER PROFILE: Franklin P. Eltham (a.k.a. “Frank”) Pen Name: Frank Full Name: Franklin Percival Eltham Background: Born in Kensington, educated at Eton
Week of July 11, 2025 Hold onto your scarves, ladies and gentlemen, because we’re living through something that might be genuinely unprecedented