A Port-Soaked Week of Misery
Well, here we are again. I return to my desk (and my third glass of port before noon) to contemplate the
Apologies
Merlot Hangovers & Tottenham’s Crisis in Prada Suits First: forgive me. I’ve spent ten days in the south of France, guzzling
Change For Tottenham
Trust in This Trust? Why the Supporters’ Trust Is a Damp Squib Dear readers. Today we dissect the Tottenham Hotspur Supporters’
Rant-som Note 1
To Whom It May Concern at Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, I write this under duress — not from external forces, but from
Reading.
Permit me a short, victorious gloat: Thomas Frank’s lily-white reign is one-for-one, dispatching Reading with the effortless air of an Old Etonian
Week 3 July 18
The Deafening Sound of Absolute Nothing. A Treatise on Institutional Incompetence and the Art of Doing Bugger All. Well, well, well. Here
Meet Frank.
CHARACTER PROFILE: Franklin P. Eltham (a.k.a. “Frank”) Pen Name: Frank Full Name: Franklin Percival Eltham Background: Born in Kensington, educated at Eton
Let’s Be Frank. Week 2 – July 11
Week of July 11, 2025 Hold onto your scarves, ladies and gentlemen, because we’re living through something that might be genuinely unprecedented
Let’s Be Frank. Week 1.
Welcome to my new blog. Thanks for reading. Until Next Week Keep It Frank🫵🏻
Off The Leash.
A New Chapter Begins It’s time. Round Here is back. Reimagined, rebuilt, and ready to do damage. This isn’t just a blog